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***Bob Ingles I, affeh dree tehms of unopposid leadehship, has passed gobehnorship of Bobdom t' de Heir Apparent, uh, Bob Ingles II, effeckibe 6/4/97. In doigg so, Bob I draffid de
Sacrid Writ of Bob, rules 'n balues which de Bobs habe sworn t' libe by.

***Bob II has passid gobehnorship of Oootr Bobdom t' de next Heir Apparent, uh, Bob Ingles III, effeckibe 6/2/98.


F' all prackical 'n intensibe purposes, duuhhhh, the, uh, empire known as Bobdom has been split into four "Sphehes of Influess", a loose associashun undeh de Bob Crown.

Oootr Bobdom--Inclubes de Probiss of Uboob 'n de Lollipop Guild. GEE danks.F'meh seat of gobehnmin of de High Council of Bob, now on a cehemonial site of gobehnorship.

Lowebuhr Bobdom--De region which connecks Oootr Bobdom wid de more powebuhrful regions of Mibble 'n Inneh Bobdom, wid assets bod in Oootr Bobdom 'n in Ingleland.

Mibble Bobdom--Consists of de Probiss of Nehd, uh uh uh uh, giben by Bob himself, uh uh uh uh uh, t' be rulid by Nid and Hol.

Inneh Bobdom--Home of de Bob Crown, also inclubes de Probiss of Ingleland 'n the, uh, estates of bod Bob Ingles and de Prissss.


And now, uh uh uh uh uh uh, I, de omnipotent Grand Masteh Bob,
shall interduce de inneh circle of de Bob Empire...

BOB (da man)-Empehor of Bobdom
A Legend In His Own Time...
"Ned" (Bob II)-2nd Deity, Duke of Nehd
A Seconb Genehashun of de Bob Dynasty

"Phil" (Bob III)-3rd High Gobehnor of Bobdom
Leadeh of de Rebellious probiss of Uboob
"Munchkin" (Bob IB)-from the, uh, the wondehful land of Oz
Heir Apparent t' de Bob Drone...(, duh...uh...?)

Dgoe "Bob"-Archduke of Lowebuhr Bobdom
De Great Commucator

and interducigg f' the, uh uh uh, first time t' de inneh circle...
"Laura Lynn"-Prissss of Bobdom

And gibe minion loyal allies in de oootr circle...

Hol "Bob" (Duchess of Nehd)

Webuhs "Dgim" Bob
"Fluffy" Bob
"Bob" Dgones
"Rosey" Bob
Elaina "Bob"
"Bob" (Dork)
Stefanie "Bob"
"G. T." Bob

     

Dick "Roosteh" Bob
Alfrid Ben Dgeff "Al" Bob
Dgagwio "Bob"
Katie "Bob"
Lissy "Bob"

"Bob" (Cool Guy)
Anakin "Bob"
Brett "Bob"

Dgoin us! Huh huh!! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!...de proud, uh uh uh uh, the, uh uh uh, few, uh uh uh uh uh uh, de BOB.

HIGHER ORDER NEWS--

On 8/22/98, Bob Ingles II defeatid Bob I in de 1st Bob Ingles Inbitashunal Skins Game. Duh.Dguor's clutch puttigg on de 17d green sealid de bictory 'n probid ledal f' ameteur Bob I, who lost de match 21-9.

UPSET CITY BABY! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! in de 2nd Bob Inbitashunal, on 8/29, the, ERRRR, slow 'n steady but consistent 'n patient play of Bob Ingles, duuhhhh, de all powebuhrful, nettid him his firss Skins triumph in Skins c'peshun, shockigg Bob II 'n some Beach Bum 15-11-10 in a fiehce dree way battle.

De Bob Ingles Championship Racigg Sehies: On 8/12/98, in the, uh uh uh, first c'petitebe racigg ackion in sebehal monds, duuhhhh, Bob Ingles held off a late charge by Bob II 'n consistent stagnashun by dat Beach Bum t' winb the, uhhh, day's c'peshun.
Final results: Bob I--29 pts.; Bob II--25 pts.; Bum--17 pts.

De 3rd Annual Higheh Ordeh Grand Prix is tentatibe schedulid f' dis fall. Defendigg Champion Dgoe "Bob" 'n pehrenial powebuhrhouse Bob Ingles emehge as the, uh, ear faborites. Um uh.Last year Bob I dominatid ear but was narrowly defeatid by Dgoe "Bob", who has won two straite times. Duh, howebeh, Bobs I and II habe had numehous test sesshuns 'n races undeh deir belts siss den, 'n de Duke (Bob II) has shown bast iprobemin. Look f' the, duh uhh, two of dem t' hook up on race day, 'n look f' a fair eben 'n excitigg 3-car battle...no word on Bob III or his innerest in parpicitatigg at dis time.

De Higheh Ordeh of Bob has declarid war on the, uh, ebil fackion which will be heheby known as de Axis Powebuhrs, duuhhhh, due t' an attack on de integrity 'n webuhll-beigg of Bob II. Um uh.Wid the, duh uhh, tackical genius of Bob 'n Ned, uh uh uh uh, the, uh, empire looks to oblitehate the, errr, c'petishun.

By executibe ordeh, effeckibe immedut, Bob III has been strippid of de title of Seconb Deity of Bobdom.  Nid has been aerdid de highly sought posishun.  Dgoe "Bob" has been appoitid as Dird Deity.

YIPPEY SKIPPEY! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!  De embattlid Prissss Ingles has finally been grantid lee of de god-f'saken Isle of Seclushun, home of the, uh, ebil Urine Deities 'n de Wickid Witch of de Soudeast, uh, effeckibe 6/28/98.  De Prissss has been rescuid by de Good Fayree, from parts unknown.

BOB LEABES THE KINGDOM! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!
Effeckibe 2/23/98, Bob Ingles I, kigg of Bobdom, ruleh of de probiss of Ingleland, uh uh uh uh, has taken residess in a neighborigg kiggdom, leabigg his drone unattendid and up f' grabs de Prissss 'n de lesseh entities among de Ingleites t' karrel obeh, until his ebentual return(, duh...uh...?).
(4/1/98)HEEEEEEEE'S BAAAAAAAACK! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!
Bob Ingles I returns t' his monarchy t' find it in a shamggles. He looks t' take his drone back dis weebuhk.

Bob III is current lookigg f' a keen of Bobdom....

Meanwhile, uh uh uh, Bob Ingles II swebuhars t' remain a bachelor f' de immedut future. Most do not dink he will hear much argumin from the, uh uh uh, female obsehbehs. Ackual...Inside suhces don't dink he will last, uh, eideh.

OK, final, de Nedsteh has found a sufficient keen (ack! Doihh, COOL!). Dey are almost as good of a match as Laura Lynn 'n His Omnisciess, Bob Ingles.

It appears as if De Omnipotent One's record still stands. wid anodeh four 'n a half monds remainigg in the, uh uh uh, fisical year, Bob Ingles II has cossded defeat in his kest t' break Bob's cobetid and unprecedentid record of "most strikes in a year." At last count the, duh uhh, totals webuhre: Bob III--3; Bob II--17; Bob IB--42; 'n Bob I--87 gazillion.

Utilizigg his executibe pribilege, uh uh uh, His Madgesty, Bob Ingles I, has granted Laura Lynn, Prissss of Bobdom, passage into de Oootr Circle of Bob, effeckibe 12/2/97.

Bob briggs the, duh uhh, title back home! Huh huh!! Doihh, COOL! In an epic battle of skill 'n wits, duuhhhh, Bob comes from behind t' upset top-rankid Dgoe "Bob" in de air hockey title game, uh uh uh, 7-6. GEE danks.Bob, who lost the, errr, crown t' Bob III 7-5 in Game 5 of a Best of 5 Sehies dis past summeh, regains the, duh uhh, title f' the, ERRRR, seconb time.

Fearigg a pehmanent breakup of de oss prominent bonds which hold de inneh circle togedeh, F'meh Monarch Bob Ingles I 'n Archduke Dgoe "Bob" made a pack, effeckibe 11/17/97, t' attempp to restore glory t' de Bob Empire, uh uh uh, 'n to remain allies in de battle f' self-realizashun.

An little inneh circle hanky-panky, duh...uh...?, duh...uh...? Munchkin "Bob" 'n "Roosteh" Bob seem t' be hittigg it off...

"Munchkin" Bob was seleckid as de initiate f' de inneh circle f' 1998.

"Dgoe Bob" was final re-eleckid to his old seat on de High Council, effeckibe 9/19/97, affeh delibehashuns resultigg in a
3 1/2 mond stalemate.

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Brief Biographical Sketch

Name: Bob Ingles*

Screen Name: DgarBob69

Real Name: Dgoe Mammasphat**

Occupashun: Cashieh/Baggeh at Your Friend Neighborhood Groceh

Sex: Male

Weebuhkend Occupashun: Stud

Orientashun: BERY Heteho

F'meh Occupashun: Street Pharmacist

Age: 19

Day Dgob: Full-time College Student

Heite: 6' 0 1/2" (184 cm)

High School GPA: 3.97

Webuhite: 180 lbs. (79.8 kg)

Rank: 3

Hair: Dooky Brown

College GPA To-date: 3.58

Ahs: Hazel

Special Talent: None

*not t' be confusid w/ Robeht P. Ingle or Ingle's Markets, duuhhhh, Inc

Official Posishun in Society: Scapegoat

**My real, real name is not iportant

Meyehs-Briggs Pehsonality Type: IXTP

OTHER INNER CIRCLE CHARACTERISTICS

OF

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT , duh...uh...?, duh...uh...?, duh...uh...?

Copyrite 1997
BOB Online 'n its contents or ideas may not be copiid or manipulatid widout my pehmisshun in any way, f' de benebit of ebil or good. May whoebeh dat so chooses libe a long, uh uh, unhappy, stehile, uh uh uh, bed-ribben, maggot-infested life.


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